Another New Invention

Happyman ccepts a can of beer whose presence makes him feel oddly queasy. He chugs it down, then finds that he feels not drunk but utterly wrong somehow, and instantly throws it up. "What the frell is that, man? That's the worst beer I've ever drunk!"

"That's not beer," says the scientist nervously. "That's anti-beer! Instead of making you drunk, it makes you sober. It increases your coherence, intelligence, and good sense."

"What's the damn point, then?"

"It can also be used to destroy entire sectors of the multiverse."

"Cool!"

"But to accomplish this, we need another ingredient, namely

1. The Gamma Gong of Kanjar Ro, which is currently being kept in the headquarters of the Justice League.
2. The Holy iPod of Joseph of Arimathea.
3. Pocket lint from the Doctor's coat.

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