A New Invention!!

"What's this?" Happyman asks, accepting from the scientist a small cardboard box with pictures of stick figures on it.

"It's the Happyman Collectible Trading Card Game." the scientist explains. "It will sell like hotcakes and make us all rich!"

Happyman pulled out the first card in the deck. It was the Pentagram of Mightiness, an uncommon Artefact card. Next was Duke Whackenoff, an ultra-rare holofoil Being card with 999 attack points and 666 endurance. Happyman continued looking at the cards until he decided to...

1. Eat the cards and kill the scientist.
2. Eat the cards and promote the scientist.
3. Change the research to develop new forms of beer.

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