Mr. Man's Nefarious Scheme

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 51928

"Hey, Jackass." Happyman said, turning to Mr. Man. "Prepare our interdimensional flying hamster Armada. We invade the headquarters of the Justice League!"

"No can do, sire." Mr. Man said. "That place is protected by various non- aggression treaties signed between the Offices. Invading it could cause a diplomatic meltdown."

"And that's bad because..."

"Satan would be mad at you, sire."

"I see." Happyman shuddered. "Man, I really can't stand that prick. Oh well, I guess we'll have to give up on the anti-beer plan."

"Perhaps not, sire." Mr. Man said. "A single infiltrator could possibly succeed where an army would fail. I say we send a Ninja to penetrate Justice League HQ and steal away the Gong before those goody-two-shoe fools even know what is happening!"

"Allright!" Happyman said. "Do we know any Ninjas?"

As it turned out, they did not. So Happyman put an ad in the classifieds section of the newspaper that said: Ninja Wanted. The next day, an applicant showed up at the castle. It was...

  1. A completely generic evil ninja in a completely generic black ninja outfit. Has 40 Hit Points and throws Shurikens at you. Always dies in one hit of the sword, or 1-3 punches.
  2. Storm Shadow, the Arashikage Cobra ninja from the GI Joe cartoon.
  3. Evil Ninja Turtles analogs.
  4. Evil ninja girl from some hentai anime series. Kawaii!
  5. The evil cop-killing ninja from Ninja 3: The Domination.

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