"Hey, Jackass." Happyman said, turning to Mr. Man. "Prepare our
interdimensional flying hamster Armada. We invade the headquarters of the
Justice League!" "No can do, sire." Mr. Man said. "That place is protected by various non- aggression treaties signed between the Offices. Invading it could cause a diplomatic meltdown." "And that's bad because..." "Satan would be mad at you, sire." "I see." Happyman shuddered. "Man, I really can't stand that prick. Oh well, I guess we'll have to give up on the anti-beer plan." "Perhaps not, sire." Mr. Man said. "A single infiltrator could possibly succeed where an army would fail. I say we send a Ninja to penetrate Justice League HQ and steal away the Gong before those goody-two-shoe fools even know what is happening!" "Allright!" Happyman said. "Do we know any Ninjas?" As it turned out, they did not. So Happyman put an ad in the classifieds section of the newspaper that said: Ninja Wanted. The next day, an applicant showed up at the castle. It was...
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