The book you can't put down. Ever.

The first part was in red and green, about a boy who stole a magic book and read it in the school attic.

The second part was in orange and blue, about a knight in a magic library, reading the story of the boy.

The third part was in gold and silver, about a klingon on a holodeck (whatever they were), reading the story of the knight.

The fourth part was in polkadot and plaid, about a clown in the big top, reading about the klingon (whatever that was).

The fifth part was in ultraviolet and infrared, so he couldn't read it. Presumably it was about someone reading the clown's story.

As he kept skipping forward, he came to realize that the book actually had an infinite number of pages. But that is another story and will be told another time.

1. Fred collapses under the infinite weight of the book.
2. He goes back and starts reading from the beginning.
3. He starts reading about the knight, who sounds oddly familiar.
4. He starts leafing through the Yellow Pages to find someone to help him.
5. He puts down the book and starts looking for some lighter reading.

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