Candians!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48932

Josh is kidnapped by Candians.
They're like Canadians but more powerful and more evil. It's like that thing with the pre-historic vampires on Buffy. You know, ugly fish-face was tougher and more resilent then the average <S>bear</S> vampire. Only just a bit. The extreme toughness quite obviously came from The First juicing it up so stop complaining about how the other fish-face vampires that came later could be defeated by near-human girls.
Okay, it's quite obvious Lots42 needs a lie down. In the meantime, Josh has been kidnapped by Candians, who have somehow come back to pre-historic times. But why? And how?

  1. Time machine. They have been exiled for playing Canadian theme songs too loud. (Canada has fifty-four national anthems).
  2. Pure accident.
  3. Scott sent them there to torment Josh.
  4. Multi-dimensional conspiracy.
  5. Nobody will ever know.
  6. There's a clear and logical explanation but the Pre-Historic Slayer shows up to slay all the Candians.
  7. Sir Toby bans episodes based on typos.
  8. Sir Toby is kidnapped by Aericas, amped up versions of Americans. They have beer and Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

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