Scott is the Wind Beneath Josh's Wings
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 48946
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Sounds good enough, I suppose. So while Lots42 is having a much needed
lie down, our story presses onward like a persistent telemarketer
disturbing your dinner - inasmuch as the story is annoying, scripted, and
timed inappropriately. Anyway, Josh has been kidnaped by Candians. But how? Who cares. Oh, you do? Well too bad! Josh’s brain hurts as he ponders his predicament. These Candians are a morally depraved and malicious lot. And they say ‘eh’ after every sentence. It’s madness. He doesn’t even know why he’s been taken. That’s when it hits him - an idea! “Why have I been taken?” he asks his captors most humbly.“Eh?” says the axe-wielding Candian in the red flannel and big black boots. He smells of elk-urine and man sweat. “Why have I been taken?” Josh repeats himself patiently. “Do you want me for my body or what?”The Candians burst into a chorus of derisive laughter at Josh’s last comment. “Eh!?” they all shout in a display of hearty compatriot unison. Josh yowls pitifully and soaks his Sponge Bob undies with warm tinkle. “My body is not to be ravaged by such scum as you!” he cries rebelliously, though somewhere deep inside his heart he knows he doesn’t mean it. “I know I’m irresistible but you’re just going to have to keep your hands off my firm, round buttocks and my shapely thighs!”The Candians keep at their horrible giggles and chuckles, wiggles and teat suckles. The tall, bearded one with the blue flannel and bloodstained blue jeans looks Josh over and smiles. “We have something special planned for you, eh,” he says gleefully. Josh’s ears perk up in interest and his eyes widen impulsively. “Oh?”“Yup,” says the short one with a slightly French-sounding accent. His t-shirts reads I Must Be From Quebec. Whatever. “We’re going to...
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