After doing two weeks for illegal posession of a gun, Josh is let free. A
kind, bisexual, 99 year old lady he finds on the street gives him an
address to a halfway house that helps convicted criminals.
Usually they wouldn't take in someone like Josh, but he lies about the
severity and the amount of poop involved in his crimes.
Time passes. Josh has acquired a job in a warehouse, driving a forklift.
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Josh loses his forklift keys.
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Josh encounters a celebrity, lost in the warehouse. He gives him a ride to the manager's office.
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Josh runs over several elderly midgets with his forklift.
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Josh is written up for taking the forklift through the Burger King drive-thru.
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Josh names his forklift Betty-Sue. His colleagues become worried.
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Josh lies about pointless things, earning the ire of his managers and co-workers.
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Josh puts a Hemi engine in the forklift and now it can go 80 mph.
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Josh uncovers a drug smuggling ring going on in the warehouse. He goes to the FBI, who, fortunately, have an office in his building.
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Same as #8 but he snorts two pounds of cocaine.
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Josh somehow manages to sleep-drive the forklift HOME and into his BEDROOM. Now he can't get it out.
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