What a Bastard the World Is

So, as Josh is being escorted out of the store, and to a waiting police car, he has an epiphany:

1. Never bring firearms to job interviews.
2. He probably shouldn't lip off about the two murders he just committed, but he does it anyway.
3. It's perfectly acceptable for a white girl to be a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
4. His life sucks, and he plans to do something about.
5. Pickles and kumquats are the funniest foods in existance!

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