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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47587

You notice that Michael "Man, he's fugly!" Jackson is one of the freaks Astra mentioned. For some reason he's dressed up like Peter Pan. Though any kids that saw him dressed as such would probably run away crying.

Anyway. Wacko Jacko tries to fly a bit, failing miserably. He tries a dance routine, but unlike his music videos, nobody else joins in. Eventually, the very invalidity of his existence makes him disappear with an "Oow!" Now that pointless episode was over, back to the shopping.

It was very doubtful that any credit cards would be useful here. Not even American Express, which more-or-less claimed to be acceptable anywhere. It's a moot point anyway when Fred decides the cards in your wallet look yummy, grabs it from you, takes the cards out and tries to eat them. After a few minutes he declares the plastic's not bad, but he doesn't care much for the magnetic strip. He throws the cards away, then attempts to eat the wallet. Not finding leather palatable, he chucks that away as well. Great. Even your pathetic attempts to buy things have been taken from you.

  1. You decide to try and steal some stuff.
  2. You make your way back to the dragon and demand money from him.
  3. Fred runs into a nearby clothes store and tries to eat cotton, polyester, and nylon.
  4. The current author gets mauled for mentioning materials that shouldn't exist in this time period.
  5. Astra gets bored and picks a fight with a few of the creatures.

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