Stylin' to Try Finding Gear For Fred
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47568
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“Just like back home!” you rejoice. “Except that it isn’t anything even
vaguely resembling back home at all, in any way whatsoever.” “So
many choices,” Astra says, frowning. “How do we even know where to
start?” Fred giggles and throws off his underwear in delight. “Yay!” he screams with that girly shriek he’s famous for. “We’re going to shop ‘til we drop!” “You mean I’m going to shop ‘til I drop,” you scold him like he's a naughty five year-old. “You don’t even have any money, you’re naked!” You start pointing at him like you always do when you’re lecturing the moron. “And now I have two naked people to escort through the mall. Oh this is just great.” You reach into your back pocket and fumble around for your wallet. “I wonder if they take Visa.”“Look at all the freaks around here,” Astra whispers to the two of you. “I really doubt Fred and I are going to stand out in that creepy crowd of characters.” She has a point, or rather two of them. Two nice, round, perky, smooth points heaving in all of their glory...Mmmm... (Ahem!) Where were we? I think you were wondering if they “take Visa.”And Astra whispers to both of you, “Look at all the freaks around here. I really doubt Fred and I are going to stand out in that creepy crowd of characters.” She has a point. Actually, she has two of them. Two bouncy, boingy, beautiful points, swaying to and fro in all of their glory.Mmmm... (Ahem!) Where were we? I really can’t rememb...“OKAY!” Astra shouts. “Enough! They get the points! Okay!? Just stop it and MOVE ON!” Jeez. Fine. Whatever stops your screaming. Damn.In the next exciting installment we’ll find out whether or not this mall takes your over-extended visa cards that you haven’t made any payments on in over six months! And which store will you start in!? Hell, we don't know right now! BUT WE WILL THEN!And much, much more stuff will be known to us that isn't known to us right now but will be known to us then when we know what will be known to us then! Don’t miss a moment of the fun! Featuring, Guest Star:
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Lost Soldier
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