And she said, "Aren't you the guy my friends always called a waste of time?"
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46036
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The cops read him his rights (in Klingon) and then take him to the ‘Place
of Reckoning’, which in reality is just the basement of Chris’s mother’s
house. “Prepare to be reckoned with,” the guy with the Chewbacca t-shirt
says menacingly. All six of the sexually deprived men make strange hand signals and then start quacking. This marks the beginning of the ritual of ritualistic rituals. It goes on for several minutes. Josh wonders if he should be laughing or if he should actually be scared. In reality, he’s a little of both. The leader of the group raises his arms suddenly and commands everyone to sit. “EXCELLENCIES!” he proclaims. “AND JOSH TOO! WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY BECAUSE...”Just then Chris’s mother shouts down at them to shut the hell up and keep it down. The leader clears his throat and continues. “...because this guy here...” he points to Josh “...has no social life and to make matters worse he doesn’t even put any real effort into his LiveJournal!”Everyone starts quacking in rage. Their leader raises a hand. “Shhhh!”The quacking subsides. “The punishment for this heinous crime,” the leader continues, “is severe. QUACK!” And everyone quacks. “SHHH! Now we must quack our quack quack! Quack quack quack!”“Quack! Quack!” everyone quacks in unison. Even Josh gets caught up in the quacking this time and “Quack!” he quacks. Quack quack quack quack, quack quack. “Quack quack,” quack quack. “Quack quack quack quack, quack quack. Quack quack quack.Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack. Quack. Quack quack quack?
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Quack
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