Josh takes pity on the group of six socially mal-adjusted Internet Police and offers to take them out to the local nightclub. Just to get them out of the house. He didn't expect much out of the day but anything, ANYTHING to get them out of the basement. He even offers to pay for all of their tickets.
"Come on, um...guys." He had forgotten all of their names already and didn't care -that- much. "I'll even buy Mountain Dews!"
That sealed the deal and everybody got ready.
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An hour later, at the club, everyone was akwardly dancing.
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An hour later, everyone's social awkwardness had kicked in and they were on Reddit, downvoting each other. ARGH!
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They suggest holding the dance party here and inviting their cousins from down the street. Josh literally runs away.
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The real cops invade for reasons Josh does not understand.
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The real cops invade because Chris threw a toddler into a lake for groin-punching him at a church function last week.
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SWAT invades because of angry rivals. The internet cops kept records; The rivals are arrested later.
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