The Internet Police

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 36580

Six men show up. They are thin, acne-scarred, unshaven. Their hair looks like dead, rotting tribbles. All of them have coke-bottle glasses. Two are wearing trenchcoats like Angel's or Neo's. They are sweating. Well, more then the rest.
The leader, a man in a Transformers Arcee t-shirt, steps forward. "Greetings." he says in a voice that sounds eerily like the girl from 'Breakfast Club'. "We are the Internet Police. You, Josh, have been charged with having an annoying LiveJournal and not making any effort to have a social life whatsoever."
Josh sputtered. "Well, it looks like you guys aren't doing much better."
"Not true!" sputtered a man with a 'Han Shot First' t-shirt. It had curry stains all over it. "Why, Alex and Chris just started dating!"
"What? Alex and Chris who?"
The two men in trenchcoats held hands and smiled.
"Buh?" said Josh. "While there's nothing wrong with it, it doesn't count if you date inside work! Oh my god, you guys are even lamer then Scott!"
Scott, taking offense to this, threw a Care Bear at Josh.
Josh fired back with a stuffed Shrek.
"Shut up!" said the man with the Chewbacca t-shirt. "Josh, you're still guilty! You're gonna have to come with us."

  1. Josh runs.
  2. Josh goes with, purely out of curiosity.
  3. Josh beats them all up.
  4. Josh pulls out his working lightsaber.
  5. Josh calls for a beam-out.
  6. The Internet Police Internal Affairs division shows up to talk with the Internet Police.
  7. Detective Munch shows up.

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