Quacktor and Bureaucats

You poor thing. Christ, Josh, turn off the damn computer and GO OUTSIDE. Nobody gives a crap about us or hidden passageways that all connect together. I can't believe that you've had this LJ since freaking May 18th, 2000, and all you complain about is stupid things like this! No wonder I'm the third person to comment to this journal in the past twenty-two months.

Josh is not amused. Instead, he stands up in front of his computer, turns towards the direction of the main staircase room, and yells "Scott, if you have something to say, come say it to my face, you retard! Only idiots hide behind computers to insult people!"

Scott looks up from updating his own LiveJournal on the staircase room computer, located in the corner next to the Starbucks and Virgin Megastore. Then...

1. Scott stands up and yells back a response.
2. Scott shrugs, and continues to flame Josh.
3. The Internet Police comes by to reprimand Scott.
4. Scott reminds Josh of how he likes to use his LiveJournal to troll other users and communities.
5. Josh reminds Scott of a new internet law passed that declares any person who orders another to "turn off the computer and go outside" at any point during the argument automatically LOSES. Then, Josh rushes out and attacks Scott's computer with a crowbar.

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