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Dear Josh: U = loser. Yesterday, I heard you farting in the kitchen,
then you lit a match to 'burn' off the fumes. That was bad enough, but you
somehow lit the roast beef on fire. The roast beef for god's sake. What
kind of moron are you?
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Josh runs out of the room and tackles Scott straight out of his computer chair.
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Josh attempts to erase the horrible memory of this incident by huffing Wal-Mart Crayons. This works.
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Josh realizes the roast beef is STILL on fire!
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Steve Thomas comes in, dressed like Optimus Prime and crying because he remembered Scott had beaten him up seventeen times in middle school.
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One Stan enters and steals Josh's monitor. Josh continues his internet escapades by sheer photographic memory.
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ODS runs in and loses his contact with gravity. (Josh and the furniture remain unaffected, that is until ODS hits them)
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