Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

"Can I help y-oh my, I wasn't told that you would show up today!" says a now surprised employee, a lady named Tiffany. "We could've arranged an autograph session if we knew you were coming, Mr. Burbank!"
"Never mind that," says Josh. "I do want to know about all of this stuff based on our lives! The action figures, the board games, the video games, the books and magazines, the T-shirts and posters! Why?"
"I don't understand, Mr. Burbank," says Tiffany. "I thought you'd be flattered to have your likeness licensed to these products! They're all big sellers!"

At the moment, Josh and Tiffany are the only ones in the gift shop, and they've been the only ones present in the last 90 minutes.

"Listen! I never signed any paperwork, or consented to have my image licensed to anything! Nobody ever spoke to me about anything like this!"
"Josh, don't you at least like the royalties?"
"WHAT royalties?! We don't get any mail up in the staircase room!"

1. The argument goes on.
2. Josh, speechless, returns to the staircase to finally address a pile of unopened mail for him, presumably filled with those royalty checks.
3. Josh files suit against NEQ.

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