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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 50728

Half the mail is royalty checks. The rest is threatening letters from Winona Ryder.
"I KEEL YOU SCUM." Josh reads aloud. "Wait." he mutters. "This isn't from Ryder. This is from Scott."
Scott appears, dressed like the SNL Samurai. "You never put the toilet paper with the paper hanging over!" he screams. "I KEEL YOU DEAD!"
Josh runs and hides in the gift shop again.

  1. Tiffany saves him.
  2. Tiffany has been subdued peacefully and placed in a closet. Winona has taken her place.
  3. Tiffany shoots Scott eighty-four times.
  4. The gift-shop has been replaced by a 'Kill Josh Gift Boutique'.
  5. Josh promises to do the toilet paper right and Scott promises not to kill him.
  6. A bulldozer falls out of the sky and flattens Scott.
  7. The gift shop is closed for re-modeling.
  8. The gift shop is closed for re-sexying.
  9. This episode has been brought to you by Bristol Meyers Chemicals. Where we make the future profitable!

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