Demento Had it Coming

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42825

So, seeing no other alternative, Fred tied himself up. “There’s just no pleasing the two of you,” he languished.

“Please, let’s be civilized about all of this,” Demento pleaded. “I meant only to use you as a subject for a harmless experiment involving a hamster and...”

But before the man could finish, Astra knocked him out cold. Then, although it was hardly necessary, she kicked him in the ribs a few times. And a few more times. And then a few more. Finally...she kicked him one last time...before kicking him again. And again and again. And again.

She wiped her hands and gave a satisfactory grin at the pulverized heap of humanity. She then went about untying Fred. “Really, my dearest Fred,” she laughed, “we’ve got to get you back to normal.” She then took the rope and appropriately used it to bind the unconscious doctor.

What an odd day, Astra reflected. I definitely owe Fred a great deal for freeing me and for killing the dragonmage. But it seems he’s gone completely off his rocker. And this tower is unlike anything I’ve ever seen or bore witness to.

“What are we to do!? We are doomed!” Fred lamented, going to his knees. “You have doomed us, fair princess!”

Astra arched an eyebrow. “How so?”

“Isn’t it obvious!? Dr. Demento is sure to be in a grumpy mood when he wakes, and we are in for a harsh scolding! Doomed!”

“A harsh scolding!? I think it could be worse, Fred.”

“What’s that smell!? My breadsticks! They’re burning! Excuse me while I tend to them!”

Astra shrugged and followed Fred into the kitchen. Maybe she’d find something of interest, or at least discover what that god-awful sauce that Fred had used in the chowder was...

  1. Into the kitchen she went.
  2. Meanwhile, inside the head of Dr. Demento...

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