Lord Fred and the Dragon in Court

"How do you plead?" the judge asks Lots42 (who is, of course, the lawyer for Lord Fred and the Dragon).

"Guilty, your honor," answers the lawyer (who is, of course, eager to get home and write more episodes of extend-a-story).

"In that case," says the judge, "I hearby award the sum of 1 million dollars to those crazy all-stars, Smashmouth."

"Stop everything!" cries a voice from the back of the courtroom. The crowd gives an audible gasp as they turn back to see none other than Sir Paulito.

"I object on behalf of my clients!" calls out Sir Paulito.

"And who might your 'clients' be?" asks the judge.

"The pre-hip-hop funkadelic low-ridin' band War, of course!" shouts Paulito. "They made the original recording of 'Why Can't We Be Friends!' Anything else is just a pale imitation."

The shocked courtroom awaits a decision from the judge.

1. The judge awards the 1 million dollars to War instead.
2. The judge throws the case out of court.
3. Sir Paulito, noticing the Dragon, attempts to slay him.
4. The judge orders Lots42 and Sir Paulito to refrain from contributing episodes under the influence of alcohol.

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