"Why Can't We Be Friends?"

"Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya 'round for a long long time
I really I really I really remember when you drank my wine
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya I called ya I called but you did not look around
I pay my I pay my I pay my money to the welfare line
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya standing in it everytime
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
The color the color the color of your scales don't matter to me
As long as as long as long as we can live in harmony
I kinda I kinda I kinda like to be the president
And I could and I could and I could show you how your money's spent
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Sometimes I don't speak right
But did I know what I was talking about
I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the mafia
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends"  

The crowd gives the two a standing ovation as they cry and hug.

1. Lord Fred and the Dragon form a band and go on a goodwill tour, promoting peace.
2. The Story Cops show up.
3. Smash Mouth sues Lord Fred and the Dragon and Lots42.

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