Advice From The Laugh-In Wall

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 33682

Josh stumbles over to the psychadelically-decorated Laugh-In Wall.
He bangs on the lower doors. "Help me, wall! I need advice!"
Richard Nixon sticks his head out of the highest door.
"Yes?"
"Scott and his idiot friends are making a racket and it is driving me insane! What should I do?"
What advice does Nixon give?

  1. Sue them.
  2. Shoot them.
  3. Commit suicide.
  4. Tell a joke to hopefully calm them down.
  5. Call the Story Cops.
  6. Use fire hose on them.
  7. Use the chocolate syrup hose on them.
  8. Buy him some peanuts and cracker jacks.
  9. Dress up like Charlie Brown.
  10. Tackle Scott, restrain him and keep touching his eyes until he apologizes.

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