Sir Josh at the Biggest, Baddest-Looking Cave He has Ever Seen

While Sir Josh was going Oh! Ah! over the cave, there was some commotion at the front of the line.

One guard, apparantly a leader, was very angry, "What in the dark do you mean that you don't know? You have the map! Look at it again."

A second guard came back with, "This is all the map says. It takes us here to this cave entrance. It doesn't say anything about TWO entrances. I have no idea which one to take."

"Well, we can't just sit here forever!" the leader yells out. "Make a decision!"

"Sir... I see four choices here. Take the left entrance. Take the right entrance. Take half of the line down each entrance. Or... Wait here. I don't have any real preference, but I'd hate to go rummaging about in a dragon's cave without any real directions."

The leader ponders for a moment and then announces his decision:

1. "Everyone, go left!"
2. "Everyone, go right!"
3. "Everyone, split up! Half down the left, half down the right!"
4. "We're waiting here!"
5. The leader takes out a sword and kills the second guard. He yells out, "I need a new navigator!"

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