Fred wants to try some Tacos
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 31814
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Fred was a brave hero by nature, but the sight of Attackur caused even the
bravest of men to wet themselves. "Oh my god", Fred popped out from behind the sofa, still shaking. "What in hell was that? It ran off with Astra and that other woman!" Fred had faced demons and monsters before, but had never seen a creature he found so- terrifying Velus was barking at something, Fred turned around. "Did you find something, Velus? What is that?" Velus was barking like mad at a strange black box with one side made of glass. Sounds were coming from it. Fred decided to investigate, so he sat down in front of it. On the TV, a Taco Bell commercial was playing. Fred gawked in wonder at both the box and what was within it. He decided he wanted to try some of the exotic foods. "How do I open this box? Hmmm, maybe if I smash this glass side. . ." SMASH!!! Fred's fist went striaght through Betty's television screen, exposing the electronics inside. "Where is the food?" asked Fred, who had stuck his head inside. He pulled it out, crunching on something. "Blah!" he spit it out, "There is nothing edible within this box! There was all sorts of food within it a moment ago!" he thought for a few minutes, "Where did the magic box say I could get some of those 'Tacos'? A 'Taco Bell'"? Velus growled. "I know I have to save Astra, Velus, but that beast looked so powerful! And this- place we have arrived in seems so filled with wonder!" he looked up at the electronic lights on the ceiling. "Let's go explore a bit." and with that he left to find a "Taco Bell". Betty and Astra were being carried by Attackur though a dark forest. There were no leaves on the trees and they could hear strange animal noises off in the distance. "You know nothing of this creature, sorceress?" whispered Astra. "I told you, I'm not a sorceress, and no, I have no idea what sort of creature this is! I didn't wri-" "HEY!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU LADIES ABOUT TALKING!!!" boomed Attackur. Betty and Astra shut their mouths. They both were wondering where they were going. They both wondered who this "Evil twin of the King of Nerds" was and what he wanted with them. They both were wondering why Attackur smelled so bad. "THERE IT IS!!! MICROSOFT CASTLE!!!" Betty and Astra could see the silhouette of a big castle on top of a nearby hill. Lightning roared, and lit up the entire building. Terrified, Betty suddenly relized where they were. They were in another dimension where Bill Gates' evil twin ruled the world. "So BOTH twins are evil!" exclaimed Betty. "OH MY GOD! THAT MAN WHO DIED IN THAT CAR CRASH HAS ARISEN FROM THE DEAD AND HAS COME TO HAUNT US FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!" Fred didn't understand why all the people on the street had freaked out when he stepped out of the house. They were acting like they'd seen a ghost! "Excuse me? Ma'am? Would you please tell me where the Taco-", no good, no one would listen. Then Fred noticed an old lady approaching him. She wasn't running and screaming like everyone else. "Ma'am? Do you know where the Taco-" "No need to say a word, my son. Please, come with me. I believe I know who you are. I might be able to help you save that Astra girl of yours as well." Fred was stunned. How did she know Astra?
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