Anyone for Mounds of Almond Joy?

Alfred hurried over and found the coconut. "Oh, magic coconut!!" he began.

"Sweetest embrace of a charm," said Astra, "what are you doing? Cannot you see that my love is pure as *S---!* the driven snow? That my *D--- THAT PAIN* love cannot be affected by anything but your touch alone? I have always love you, *WRETCHED MONSTER*. I have always loved thee and always will." She fell to her knees in either pure pain or pure love or some wicked combination of the two. She barely noticed his youthful athleticism below the waist.

"Oh, magic coconut!" intoned Alfred . . ."

"Dear love, *IT KILLS ME!*, we need no magic coconut!" Astra pulled herself up on her feet. "I love you for who you are." Tears came down her soft cheeks. She grabbed the coconut from his hands and hurled it against a tree.

SPLATT!!

Instantly the spells were broken. Velus was still at sea, and gawkers still paid money to see Fred, but Astra no longer loved the man who had suddenly shriveled into an 80 year old man in front of her.

"You cad!!" she screamed. "You used the coconut!!"

1. Alfred has a heart attack, but confesses his deepest love to Astra.
2. Astra demands to know what happened to Velus and Fred.

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