The Wake

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 28660

"Arrrrrr," the Seacaptain responded. Then he passed out.

Astra can perhaps be forgiven for her loose tongue, under the circumstances. After that much Hespanish navy rum, even one with an iron-clad liver like Astra's would be seeing double. And after the death of Fred, who can blame her for drowning her sorrows in booze? Next, she stumbled over to Phil, and babbled something about needing a 'honky-tonk man'. For someone who had never even heard of pole-dancing, she sure did give him an expert lap-dance. He would have felt guilty if he didn't tip her.

After that, she spotted Velus over in a corner, and challenged him to a drinking game. When it was all said and done, Velus had alcohol poisoning and had to go to the inn's medical ward. And Astra? Well, she was just that much drunker.

Then, she saw Lil. Lil looked this way. Then that. Then she realized Astra was starring at her....and in a way that didn't make her feel very comfortable. "I challenge you!" Astra declared."I challenge you to a naked mud-wrestling match!"

This suggestion met a warm reception with everyone (even warmer than the reception to Fogeno brilliant 'burial-at-sea' idea), well, everyone except Lil. She tried valiantly to escape, but alas! Astra was on her like a white Siberian tiger prouncing on an effeminate German entertainer in Las Vegas (or whatever white tigers prounce on). She forcefully removed her clothes and then drug her outside.

A muddy puddle was found in the inn's central courtyard, and the match was on!

  1. Round 1!

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