The Starbucks Episode

some people were drinking coffee and eating danishes when they saw the evil. "AAAAAAH!!!" screamed they, in fear. Happyman grabbed a nearby fat dude and tossed him into the exit, where he got stuck, preventing any escape for the helpless victims of Happyman's crapulence. Next, Happyman jumped on another overweight individual's shoulders and whipped a long strand of delicious licorice rope to set the jukebox on Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Before long, Happyman had everyone dancing like the zombies in the music video for that hit song. "Giddyap!" Happyman would say, riding around to whip anyone who fell out of step. Some of those whipped fell down and did not get up again.

Meanwhile, Stacy was waking up, blinking her eyes in the bright morning sunshine. She gasped as she recognized who had applied the smelling salts.

1. Heihachi, a fighter constantly in pursuit of world domination and powerful hairstyling products.
2. Link! Boy, would Zelda be pissed if she saw him hanging out with Stacy!
3. Todd McFarlane's Spawn.

Add New Option

Go Back

View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree