Legend of Stacy

The youth clad in green with long pointy ears smiled and said "Link."

"Wait..." Stacy consulted her memory for knowledge of videogame characters. "The Link from the Legend of Zelda series?"

Link's smile widened and he shrugged.

"This is all very strange and confusing." Stacy said. "Where is the Doctor? Why did that Dalek transform into a stick-figure?"

"Talking about me behind my back?" Happyman said, unexpectedly leaping onto the roof. Stacy squealed and jumped back. In less than a second Link had the Master Sword drawn and stood between Stacy and Happyman.

"Aw dude, no fuckin' way." Happyman said. "I must've beaten that game a million times. Still I am obligated to eat you and the girl."

"Haaaah!!" Link yelled aggressively, going into a defensive stance.

"Still, I'm kinda full from the Starbucks. Man, that building was hard to chew through. And they use too much goddamn lead in those walls." Happyman pondered. "But all those coffee beans have made me a bit hyper. I could go for a good scrap right about now."

Link said nothing, resolve hardening on his boyish face. Stacy looked on in fear and supreme confusion as the two circled each other.

1. Happyman attacks!
2. Happyman goes to another place.

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