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Stacy was confused as she looked into the eyes of a powerfully built,
muscular old man who was mostly bald except for two jets of grey hair
standing straight up on the back of his head. The man was bare-chested,
with muscles that would put a younger man to shame, and wore gray pants
and a pair of those wooden Japanese platform shoes. "Who're you?" Stacy asked. "I am Heihachi." the old man said in a booming voice. "I travel across the land, seeking to challenge powerful fighters. What's your name, little girl?" "Um... I'm Stacy." Stacy said. "Are you a powerful fighter, Stacy?" Heihachi said, taking a menacing step forward. "Oh, no no!" Stacy gulped. "I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag! Believe me!" "What about the stick figure man you were with?" "I really don't know who or what he is..." Stacy said. "I will take you along as a hostage to ensure he will fight me." Heihachi said. "Don't worry, I won't kill you unless you disobey me." Stacy squealed in fear as Heihachi picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. Then he walked to the edge of the roof and jumped off. That was a bit much. Stacy felt like she was going to faint again, until Heihachi spun around a flagpole and hit a soft roof with a mighty grunt, leaping down to stand in front of a Starbucks. Happyman was just getting done with eating the building, and burped bricks and paintchips. "Yum!" "Face me, stick figure man!" Heihachi boomed. "Or Stacy will die!" "Cool, it's a thnig!" Happyman said, tossing a part of the Starbucks' foundation at Heihachi. The old man punched the massive steel plate in two, threw Stacy aside and ran toward Happyman.
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