KA-BOOM!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25709
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"Of course I'll help you poor intelligent cows!" said Fred and began to
open the locked stalls. But before he could free the last one, and before
any of them could flee to anywhere, a great big Ka-BOOM! was heard. Again
the KA-BOOM! sounded and then another and another and another. The Kowes
were frantic... they fidgeted and fawed and chewed their cud over and over
again.
"What is this KA-BOOM! we hear?" asked Fred. But before any of the Kowes could give answer a terrible sight came upon them. Standing at the door - one of only two doors to this stall area - was the largest, mangiest, ugliest faierie Fred had ever seen: he stood two feet four inches tall, had warts all over his face, and there was green liquid running from out of his boxer shorts! The Kowes screamed in terror! Fred unsheathed his sword! The faeirie laughed! But when the faeirie opened his mouth what erupted was far from human laughter, it was a KA-BOOM! of force and energy that sent Fred flying across the stalls, into and through the other door! In a blast of splintered wood and a few broken ribs Fred came crashing down into a pile of Kowe crap! (which, believe it or not is a good thing, for if Fred had flown but an inch or two to the left he would've been impaled on the collection of pitchforks) Fred picked himself up and saw that he was outdoors, but at the broken and busted door was the faeirie - he laughed again: KA-BOOM! and Fred went sailing across the farmland some twenty feet hitting the earth and thanking the gods Berlin and Boris that he was wearing armor. He picked himself up again and wobbled towards a haystack in hopes to be shielded by the faeirie laugh.
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