genocidal Faerie's savage Fight
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26710
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After a moment's introspection behind the haystack Fred felt ready to
counterattack. With the battlecry of Allaria upon his lips he charged
hefting his iron bastard-sword aloft, so that it gleamed in the dazzling
sunlight of the faerie realm. The very first thing he saw upon emerging
from behind the haystack, however, was the fairy's hideous mug mere inches
away from his face. Another KA-BOOM! and Fred hurtled through the air and
smashed into a wooden pole, jarring Fred to the core. His sword spun out
of his hand and through the air, striking a little fairy nursery and
killing 72,000 microscopic baby fairies that were inside. Their agonized
screams floated on the breeze as Fred's sword stuck fast in the ground
many feet away. Fred lay prostrate as the evil fairy floated over. "Hurry up and deliver the deathblow!" Fred said. "For I would rather die than be a prisoner to such villanous sprites." There came a thunderous "MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" as the Kowe charged in an incandescent bovine rainbow. The fairy glanced at them and laughed - and with a mighty KA-BOOM the terrified Kowe flew every which way. Before every Kowe even stopped bouncing, fairies appeared, farting giant glassy bubbles which floated lazily toward the scattered livestock, trapping 2-3 Kowe in each one. As the entire tribe was thus recaptured, the dastardly faeries would grab hold of each bubble and somehow push them into the ground before following after. For a while the Kowe's frantic mooing could be heard long after all the bubbles and fairies were gone. Then everything was silent again. Fred sighed. The Kowe had done their best to attempt to e-moo-ncipate themselves - but the fairies were just too strong. The vile warrior fairy that had beaten Fred now proceeded to say "Graaargh" as it took Fred's head in it's teeth. But instead of eating the knight it floated away somewhere, taking Fred with it to...
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