"HEY!"
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25253
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Four splashes are heard as four falling bodies, um, splash into a
deep lake. As they bobbed back up to the surface the sound of their
sputtering filled the chasm in which they found
themselves. "GASP!" "COUGH!!" YECCH!!!" "KOWABUNGA!" That last
exclamation came from the throat of a youth floating with the group. "Who
are you?!!?" Astra, Fred and Korval said in unison.
"I'm Velus... the Dragon's transformation spell must've been broken by his death... sorta like the structural integrity spell that has kept the cave tunnels safe and sound!" Soon, the four found an outcropping of stone and swam to it. They were tired, wet and hungry, but atleast they were out of the water. That's when Korval grabbed his sword and threatened Fred again. "You villain!" he yelled. "Whoa, buddy!" said Fred who was also now holding his sword. "I'm no villain, I'm the hero." "And what kind of hero deflowers a maiden WHILE SHE IS CHAINED TO A WALL?!!!?" "Hey!" yelled Astra. "Yeah, HEY!" yelled Fred. "That really didn't happen... you see, Astra made that part up." "Hey!" yelled Astra. "Hey right back atcha toots!" said Fred. "I'm a knight and no one is going to besmirch my honor!" "Sooooooo," said Korval. "Not only does this royal girl run away from her responsibilities, not only does she disobey her regal parents, she is also a blatant liar." Korval put his sword away and scratched his chin. "I'm glad you are now betrothed to this Allarian... I shall find a truely noble wife for myself!" "Hey!" yelled Astra. "Wait one minute, bub," said Fred. "That's a lie too... we're not betrothed, and I'm getting the same vibes as you, this Astra is one unhealthy chick!" "Hey!" yelled Astra. "Aw, don't worry, your higness," said Velus. "These guys don't know what they're saying... I'd be willing to deflower you any day!" "Hey!!!" said Astra. And so our two heroes, one normal adolescent, and one severly problematic woman dried off in the lower regions of the Shreken Mountain Range. Soon they were ready to explore this uncharted region at the very roots of the Shreken, and hopefully find a way back to their respective homes... who are our intrepid band of heroes and hero-wannabes? Lord Fred - noble Knight from Allaria, Dragon-Slayer; Sir Korval - nobleman from Aquilaria, Dragon-Hunter and Friend in Need, with great connections in the less lawless parts of the Bhok'hainer Archipelago; Velus - farmboy and peasant from Allaria, a nice kid by most accounts; Princess Astra - regal daughter of Aqualaria (lands adjacent to the Shreken and found north of Aquilaria), a rebellious and somewhat confused woman who does what she thinks best (which at times includes offering her body for a quick way out, making up lies so as to get what she wants, and kicking men, women, and assorted creatures in their privates for best advantage).
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