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"Mah type o' woman!" said the Dragon. "Ah do declare, suh! We shorely got
to go an' get us some o' that choice punanny! Mmm MMM! Yessuh! It'll be
fingah
lickin' good like kan-tucky fry chicken!" "I think you might be missing the point," Lord Fred insisted. "I'm on a quest for a soul mate, not a one night stand!" "Well suh, I must admit, all I wan' is a ripe piece o' ass! Sumtimes ah git ta thinkin', ah need me a homely dragoness to settle down an grow old with. But then ah git tah thinkin, oh hell nah!"Fred shrugged. "I'm sure we'll find both in the Dark Castle." "Sound mighty fine by me, suh!""But first we'll need to get past Draconia the Merciless," Fred added grimly. "Maybe you can help out there..." "What you hintin' at, guvnah!?""I need you to destroy Draconia, if you wouldn't mind." "Wha - I say - wha," drawled the dragon, "I'll smoke him out o' tha' castle with a fire hottah than tha Geor-gia sun, suh!""Excellent! Just keep flying north! When you see the ominous black spire looming ahead you'll know we're close!"
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