Someone's Idea Of A Joke
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 23569
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You see, a couple weeks ago Reaibn, the janitor of the wine cellar, was
cleaning out a paticularly obscure corner of said cellar. He was brushing
and mopping and squishing bugs when his efforts uncovered a small, white
switch. It was so tiny as to be near invisible. He flicked it, activating
a door revealing a long, dark tunnel. Reaibn took a torch from the cellar and ventured down the tunnel. He almost turned back when he found the skeleton impaled on a wooden spear extending from the opposite wall. He crawled over that and went on. Next, a metal spike emerging from the ceiling held a skull securely in it's grasp. Reaibn tapped the skull and it crumbled into dust. Many more traps, all activated, were traversed. Then the last thing Reaibn remembered was something glowing, a jewel? He somehow knew it was called 'The Eye Of Hayzus' and it transfered great power. Not omnipotence, just in the borders of whatever kingdom it was activated in. The presence of the power did not drive Reaibn evil. It just...made him weird. And he thought it would be neat to see if his favorite person, Lord Fred was on the throne of the King. Reaibn didn't quite have the grasp of the power so it took Fred, his companion Astra and the entirety of the swamp they were in and shoved it down into a glorified version of the throne room. Reaibn wandered into view of two confused heros. Astra, who had used some curtains to clean herself off and make some 'clothing',(it was only polite, seeing as how they were in someone's castle)was the first to notice Reaibn. "Reaibn!" said Fred. "Do you know where we are? Were you sucked in through Unreality like us?" Does Reaibn reveal he's gone goofy with power?
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