"Okay," says Fred, who really has no love for a King that would send him out on a quest that has no end! "I'll kill the King." With that, the Pain Technician (we used to call them torturers, but ever since they got organised, it's "pain technicians"...) laughs gleefully and Fred finds himself back home, in front of the castle gates. Well. He's off to kill a monarch! How exactly does one do that, he wondered? He wracked his brains for similar cases, thinking about such things as "I, Claudius" and "Start the Revolution Without Me!" but for some reason, poisoning, silver daggers, beheadings, stabbing and smashing people's brains out against a wall just didn't sound right. Still, he had to do SOMEthing to kill the King, otherwise the Chief Pain Technician would have control of him forever. He shuddered. No, he couldn't go that way. So Lord Fred considered his options.
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