It's not your fight....

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 16029

"So, what do we do now?" asked Fred 91X.

(Author Note: Like so many "Super Beings" as seen in Star Trek and other stories, alas, it appears that some Celestrials will sometimes "Pull a Q", as it were... In other words, this particular Rule is being a snotty bastard. Yup, and this episode isn't a put down on other author's writing abilities. Figured that it better be said now....)

"I fear that there isn't anything for you to do," a familiar voice says out of nowhere, "It falls within my kind's realm, now."

The fact of the matter is that while putting together so many similar analogs in one reality (on one world for the matter) might seem dangerous, 'tis not. We did this so that the orderly quantum fissioning the universes would be maximized by keeping the Champions living in as few of universes as possible. But you already knew that, of course. That is the nature of things. That and that of the fact that with those relatively recent Orders by the Higher Ups for the Champions no longer be created by Induction but by their offspring being offered the chance of becoming Champions at age 18.

The thing is that on this particular Terra Prime (there are others in other realities), that the machinations of a long vanished race in another galaxy entirely have finally come to a head and.....

Well, never mind about the details. Suffice to say there are jobs for Champions (those people of the mortal realms we have tapped to handle situations that if such as my kind handled directly would.....cause a bit of anger and discontent amongst our fellow Celestrials). Then there are jobs that the only beings who could handle it are my kind!

This is one of those jobs and considering that I am well within my rights to doing it (after all......Orders from the Higher Ups are Orders indeed no mere Celestrial, beings who can easily be mistaken for gods for those not in the know, dare argue with).

'Tis done

What? You were expecting fireworks? More special effects?

Believe me, while I have upmost respect for those in the mortal realms.....to actually witness the mechanics of what I did would.....not be bearable to your mind. It would be on par with me trying to actually understand the mechanics of how the Higher Ups do things! Not a good idea at all and well neigh impossible to boot!

May whatever god, gods or whatever you believe in help you if they ever come gunning for you! It'd be over before you'd even register it! Hell, it would be over before I even registered it if They come gunning for me!

"Yes, I do think that'll take care of things," Fred 91x says, nodding.

Oh, who am I?

The name is Agent 1. And these are the rest of the rest of the Departments of Chaos and Order. Often imitated....but not too well....

Lot of copies running around. Like those fellows who'd been human and then changed with that business with the Ygg. And then there was that business with the reality that mimicked that Fantastic Four storyline.....

Entertaining if nothing else....

(Author's Note: the reader spends the next million years greeting each and every Celestial).

  1. But while this is all happening off scene, lets get back to the story...... all in good fun.

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6/9/2001 7:45:44 PM

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