Red Volcano Blues and Cuddly Bunny Woes
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 13075
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The choking volcanic gasses of sulphur and steam were quickly beginning to
overcome our now gender corrected trio of heroes. But they dared not
retreat the way they had come. Only death in the shape of cuddly,
snuggly white bunnies waited for them there. Instead, they headed for the
opposite side of the volcanic rim where the only other pass lay by which
they could descend the smoldering, ash filled mountain. It was a desperate
choice and a terrible gamble. Certainly, facing the bunnies meant certain
death by nibbling. But it was also oh too clear that the poison airs of
the volcanic rim would kill them just as surely before they ever could
reach their one and only path to safety.
Alex suddenly stumbled, nearly overcome with the fumes. Fred helped him up and then threw a glance over his shoulder. To his horror he saw that the bunnies had reached the top of the volcano and were even now rushing at them over the hot, stony ground of the volcanic rim. Because of their small size they could withstand the evil stench of poisonous sulphur for far longer than Fred or his compatriots. It looked like the end had finally come. But then a strange whooping noise caught the attention of them all (including the bunnies). On the opposite side of the rim stood a savage looking man with wild eyes, a hairy chest, a noticable bald spot and absolutely NO CLOTHING! He waved at them ferociously and then he reached down, picked up a bucket that lay at his feet and poured a gooey yellow substance down over his head and body. The bunnies reacted instantly and unequivocally. Without a moment's hesitation they stampeded directly for the strange naked man, completely ignoring our heroic threesome. But the barbaric bunnies had another thing coming if they assumed to make the naked native next on their list of carnivorous cuisine. For the man suddenly grabbed ahold of his member delecti leggus number three and let loose a stream powerful enough to put out a fire. But putting out fires was the last thing on his mind for when the thick golden shower splashed down upon the onrushing cuddly bunnies and hissed upon the burning rock of the volcano it immediately flashed into an undying flame from Hell. Which is what it must have felt like to the bunnies who each met death as a charcoal briquette long before even a one of them could reach out to get personal with the mysterious island madman. Once the flames had died down, the naked man made his way toward Fred and the others who had retreated to the safety of the rim's edge. The naked man seemed completely unaffected by the poison gas of the volcano. When he reached them, he held out his hand (no, not that one - the other one) and introduced himself as...
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