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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 11183

"Listen you smeghead." growled Janeway. "Even in this parody of a story, we still have command codes!" Janeway rattled off a bunch of numbers she memorized on the first day of her command.

"It is you!" cried the officer. "So, did you find any more pleasure planets? The people at Risa are getting real bitchy and snotty."

"No, all we found out here are gay Rasta aliens and some chick who lives nine years. And a rat faced cook."

"Ooooh, impressive. Well, hurry back up with the chick."

"We're seventy odd light years from home! We need a wormhole!"

"We sold all our wormholes! Maybe you can find the ones the ferengi went through. Now, what are you wearing?"

  1. Janeway demotes the man.
  2. Chakotay phaser stuns Janeway and eats the coconut.
  3. Janeway lies and says "Your mom's corpse."

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