Rupert the Gay Dragon
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 10840
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"Ahhh! Wait, wait, don't come in yet! I'm not decent!" A loud, booming
voice said from behind the golden door. Velus waited patiently by
it. "Okay, you can come in now!" He opened the door and entered a huge, pink chamber filled with treasure beyond belief. Atop the treasure pile was a gigantic pink dragon, painting his claws. "Sheesh, ever heard of knocking! But nevermind that! HellOOOOOO, my name is Rupert, yourssss?" Velus studdered. "My name is...uhhh...I mean, Velus.""Well it'sss good to meet you Uh'Imeenvelusss! So what brings you to my neck of the woodsss today?" "Well, actually, I come to ask for your allegience...""Ooooh!" Rupert exclaimed, clapping his monstrous, pedicured hands together. "I love allegiancesss! So who do you want me to ally?" "Allaria...""Well tickle me pink and spank me sssilly, I love Allaria! Sure I'll ally you, maybe we can have lunch sometime too!" Velus couldn't belive it was this easy. "Great! We need your help in defeating the fleets of Hespan and the...""Hespan!? Oh how awful! I love Hespan! Why do you want to defeat them!? They have the prettiest flowers there..." "They have been our enemies for centuries, they are a cruel, blood-thirsty people.""Well of course they are...sometimes! But we can all be a little grumpy now and then. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work this whole little war out. You sssilly fellas in Allaria need it. But I will not lay a claw on anyone, violence is not the answer, flowersss and diplomacy are!"
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