Fred pops out of nowhere and appears to be in a town meeting. The meeting was already in progress.
Nobleman George: "So you claim to be Satan?"
S.A.T.A.N: "Yes, but we represent the Scientific Advanced Technology Addventurer Network. We rescue extend-a-story characters from story lines which don't seem to be going anywhere."
Various voices cry out: "Burn the satanists! They are from Satan and are here to do his dirty work!"
Nobleman George: "We must have order! So... You rescue extend-a-story characters from dead storylines, and then send them to hell, right?"
"Nooooo! You have it all wrong. We don't particularly like the guy and it's quite unfortunate that our acronym is S.A.T.A.N."
"But this is episode 666, you must be Satan."
"Listen you little twit... We rescue extend-a-story characters from weak and/or dead storylines. That's all. Got it? Good! This is episode 666 only because the sick twisted author in charge of this episode worked real hard to make sure he could get episode 666. It isn't our fault!"
"But you could send the character to hell if you wanted, right?"
"Yes, I suppose for argument's sake that we could send them to hell. But we never have, and we never will, but we could. There! Happy?"
The voices broke in again... "They admit it! Burning is too good for them!" The crowd began to move in toward the S.A.T.A.N. members. Just at that moment S.A.T.A.N. member #1138 noticed Fred out of the corner of his eye. He pulls out of his pocket a fancy device with lots of buttons on it. He presses one of the buttons. Everyone and everything stopped dead in its tracks, except for S.A.T.A.N. and Lord Fred.
S.A.T.A.N. : "Fred! It's time to find you a new storyline... That other one just wasn't going anywhere." S.A.T.A.N. punched some buttons on the device again. Fred could feel himself being pulled away by some mysetious force. "We've got a real nice storyline for you here Fred. You will really enjoy it."
2/17/1999 6:34:28 PM
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