Misfire

The Never Ending Quest - episode 73966

Rei

But then we notice something of a disturbance below as we fly overhead...

Given everything thus far it figures!


Taken from episode 46953

"Faster, you dogs!" High Heresy Examiner Zalmo barked, striking his litter bearers with a cat o' nine tails. "Go faster! You lazy, useless swine!"

The litter bearers screamed in terror and agony and quickened their pace, only to stop abruptly, almost throwing Zalmo from the litter.

"What are you doing?!" Zalmo shrieked. "I didn't tell you to take a break! Why, I'll beat you disquisting peasants to death!"

"Heresy Examiner!" groaned the lead litter bearer. "In the cave passage up ahead... there is something..."

"Eh?" Zalmo said, squinting his eyes.

And then he saw it - a blazing, roaring flame that seemed to be roiling down the corridor closer and closer to them. As it roared forward it seemed to morph and shift shape, suddenly turning into a human male.

"What is this?!" Zalmo demanded. "Who is that person! Answer me!"

The apparent human was a full eight feet tall, with huge rippling muscles and long fire-red hair. He wore only ragged leather pants and was barefoot, huge iron manacles clamped around his ankles and wrists. His friendly expression belied an inner rage but most alarmingly, he had a massive two-handed bastard sword sheathed midway through his chest, impaling him - but the wound did not bleed.


THAT is what they’d have come upon if they had tarried inside the caverns as long as those “others” had in that other episode. As it stands not only are Astra and the others outside earlier than what they otherwise would eventually have been, all SORTS of things have been screwed up here to prevent that particular scenario from happening. . . .later. LATER, and further inside the cavern network (vice out in the foresty area place thingie)....

First is the fact that with the displacement of this world and a large chunk of real estate (read it’s entire solar system pretty much screwed up any magical/spacial lock Rubicon had for successfully teleporting himself here). In other words, no Rubicon (at least not yet).

Second, another “trigger” for Rubicon’s coming later is whatever that female dragon had for “Junior”. And as a hint whatever the dragoness had planned wasn’t going to be particularly pleasant! Dark designs for power rarely are pretty.

So, when Rubicon DOES appear . . .

The group (including a somewhat wide eyed Astra, who’s never flown on anything through the air like THIS carpet), star down upon a blazing, roaring flame that morphs into a HUGE human male.

“Okay . . .not our problem!” Rei mutters to herself and gesturing for the others to follow.

The hulking man was down there and they were up here. Add to that Rei and friends really were NOT looking for trouble, so why provoke things by landing and saying hi?

None of them (even the sweet and innocent Eve) really wanted to ask why the fellow had a massive two-handed bastard sword stuck in his chest like that without killing him. Why he wasn’t even bleeding was curious, but they didn’t feel like chatting with the monstrous man to find out!

The fact that he was . . .less than sufficiently dressed to be served at any decent restaurant back on Earth (no shoes, no shirt, no service) was irrelevant!

"Haaargh!" the mysterious arrival roared. "It is here! I have found it at last! Destroyer! I have come for . . .huh?!"

“Good luck with that,” a soft voice mutters in the winds above the giant. Angellic sounding, that voice . . .albeit somewhat befuddled sounding to Rubicon’s ears.

Something is wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong!!

Rubicon blinks as he hears something behind him the sound of flapping wings and whipping tassels of carpets can be heard as he watches . . .his prey getting away.

But . . .since WHEN was his prey . . .?

“The Destroyer . . .is a little blue haired girl child!?!” Rubicon blinks, stupefied at the very audacity of the fiend!!

His eyes widen even further as something ELSE important registers here with him. . . .

“HEY!!” he screamed in rage at the retreating forms. “COME BACK HERE and FACE ME!!”

Never in all his incarnations had the Destoryer not turned and faced him in battle when they were in close proximity. This was something new . . .and unwelcome.

“Yeah, like we’re going to be stupid and do that,” Rei snickered as her group easily outdistanced the raving lunatic behind them. Flying was so much BETTER for traveling than doing it by foot (through a forest no less)! "We're not Lawful Stupid I'll have to say!"

Soon losing the lunatic, leading him off in the wrong direction, Astra is just blinking at the rest of them.

  1. "Aren't you going to fight it?!" she sputters. Such things aren't DONE in her world, what this group just did.

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