Star Trek Tricorders, Ruining of Cult Classics, and Hammerspace

The Never Ending Quest - episode 73811

“I see that good manners are not one of your failings . . .” my sister with the glowing blue wings sighs, shaking her head slightly.

“Truer words have never been spoken,” I mutter to myself as I continue with my tricorder scans of the surrounding area after a slight demonstration of magical might.

No one was injured, but quiet a few thugs got singed when they tried to disprove the idea that a "mere" female could be dangerous, magically.

NOW their muttering darkly about Rei being a witch (something that irks my sister I know and God only knows how these idiots are pushing their luck heere), but they're staying back and out of our hair. Good.

. . .

But that still said!

Snirk, I still cannot believe that I am using an actual piece of equipment from a reality based upon that absolutely horrid scifi show: Star Trek!! I’m told that in worlds other than this . . .er. . . Other than the one I haled from that series didn’t shoot itself in the foot with what Rodenberry pulled with his one (and mercifully only) Star Trek movie!

I guess I should accept the idea that in some realities out there the movie executives had been enough on the ball to reign in that boob before putting in that material that turned a mediocre film into something that ruined the entire franchise.

But it’s hard to try to do it and not snicker at the idea of Star Trek....

Eh, whatever. At least the flesh and blood versions of those scifi TV rejects are a lot more . . .likable.

That and more intelligent! Not like certain OTHER flesh and blood people before us!

Honestly, if it wasn’t for how intelligent Astra was I would have figured this place was one of those brain damaged funhouse mirror realities of Terra Prime: a place I have YET to set food upon. Terra Prime, for all it’s weirdness, is at least normal in what I believe . . .

. . .

Nevermind. Know I should be (and AM) more charitable to others about me. Some may even call me niave at times. Know that I find myself much less . . .bold than I had been back whilst I wore the mantel of “Yui Akari” or “Lilith the Second Angel”. Know that certain behavioral changes have occurred within me because I no longer am shackled with the destiny I was cursed with. Meaning that I probably sound too much like my old self for comfort; to temperamental and such? Well, try dealing with most of the people we’ve met so far and see how YOUR temper holds up to it.

OR how composed you’d be! I usually don’t go off even a little bit on tangents like I just did here with you, reader.

Or is this tendency to go off on tangents part and parcel of me fully becoming human? Or returning . . .was I human before being cursed to wear the mantel of an NGE Angel named? Maybe. I’m . . .still kind of settling into the role of being my own person and not some puppet on the strings of Fate.

Uh, anyway! Back to “my” and my sisters retelling of our Initiation Quest.

Well, as it is Scarface, Mikey, Red and Bill (names we learn over the course of rather tense things) are at least smart enough to not push the matter as I scan our surroundings (or namely that large opening in the rooftop which I am happy to say leads OUT).

It appears that big sister was right! Dragons do like having a means of exiting their lairs easily without resorting to merely shifting into human form for the smaller entryways. Human seemings for dragons--while nice-- don’t enjoy the scalely armor, fiery breath, and sharp teeth their natural forms have, you know. Most dragons like to not have to worry about being injured (or ambushed) easily whenever entering or leaving their Lairs.

Or so Mum and Dad tell me.

But anyway, Rei had been correct! There IS a way out of this Lair, accessible only to a dragon: a steeply climbing shoot out into the open that was probably guarded by spell traps and such.

Risky for us but we DO need to leave and don’t most spells end with the death of their creator? That’s the hope, anyway as I pull out some things from the gear Rei’s given me.

Astra

I pause in dawning the arms and armor (MY very own gear that that monster had taken from me whilst it’s prisoner) and blink at what I’m seeing here.

I hadn’t noticed what my strange benefactors’ actions until just this moment, more lost in revelling at being . . . Complete again.

It felt so good to hold my sword again. . . .the extension of my will. . . .

"Uh . . .?" I blink, sounding truly . . .lackwitted at the moment.

"How in the name of God did you manage to pull all that out of just two small bags, woman of the white fuzzy appendages on her back?!" Eve asks, putting to word (albeit awkwardly) the very question thundering about in MY head.

  1. "Well . . .it has to do with something called these 'bags of holding' having access to someplace called 'hammerspace'," Reika begins.

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