Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Santa Claus]

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Boy I'm busting my ass right now, but I thought I'd take a little breather and send all of you eccentric authors a Merry Christmas!

I hope you've all been nice and not naughty this year. We've got plenty of naughtiness nowadays. What we have a shortage on is niceness.

Anyway, be sure to spread the joy of Christmas wherever you go this year.

And Lots, you're not getting the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sex Slave Robot' this year. Sorry. All the good little Japanese children got to them first and supplies are limited.

Okay, the elves are starting to slack off again so I better get back out there. Merry Christmas, all!

[Noise Tank]

Lots I assume?

[Lots42guest]

If that was just me who posted those lines
I wouldn't deny myself some good Buffy-times.

If I was the Santa for this board right here
I'd grant all the authors hookers and beer

Except for the ones which might be too young
I'd bribe them with money to be quiet of tongue

[Noise Tank]

....*clap, clap, clap*

I don't believe you.

[Santa Claus]

Boy am I glad that's over! I'm going back to the north pole and taking a month long nap.

And by the way, my dear Noise Tank, Lots 42 and I are two very different people.

And as far as hookers and beer go...well...

Santa got in trouble with the misses last time he did that. Sorry. You'll just have to make do with the new bagel toaster.


See you next year! Uthil then...BE OF GOOD CHEER!

HO! HO! HO!

Santa Claus

[Guest]

I will now be sitting up everynight, wondering who in the world you are.

I still suspect lots42 (or even snorbin)