Signing Up
The Black Void - Episode 92
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I walk towards the booth to sign up, and sitting there is this
intellecutal-looking brunette wearing glasses. You know, the kind you
usually
only see at libraries, with their smarty-pants little noses stuck into
some
book. I was never really one for the smart type, but this girl looks like
she'd be one hot honey if she let her hair down. I give myself 5 minutes
to make her fall for me. So I go up to the booth, flex a little, and
say, "Might as well just cancel the whole contest, 'cause this handsome
hunk is signing up, and ain't nobody gonna stand a chance!" She gave me that look that brainy girls always give handsome guys like me. That "I'm smarter than you" look that you know only means they're playing hard to get, and you just have to try harder. Then she starts talking to me, with that same smarmy attitude. "Well, you are already the 'Handsomest Hunk.'" Yes! She's all over me! That was even faster than I thought. "...That is, you're the Handsomest Hunk of your particular... We'll say 'region.'" Wait a minute. What the heck is she talking about now? "That's why you were brought here, through the Black Void. 'Handsome Hunks' from various... places, have been brought here to compete, but not against each other, to see which one of them is the most handsome." Ok, I think she's trying to dumb it down for me, which is not cool. I hate when smarty-pants girls try to do that. Anyway, I still have no idea what she's talking about. "You will be competing together, against other teams of different types. The competition will begin once the other teams, such as the Brainy Nerds and the Stylish Preppies, get here." Whoa, whoa whoa. Nerds? Preppies? These are the kind of people I beat up! What kind of competition is this? There's no way I'm signing up for this now. "Oh yes," Miss Smarty-Pants says. "Here are your complimentary beautiful girls." Suddenly, two hot girls in bikinis latch themselves onto each of my arms, and smile at me. "These are members of the 'Luxious Ladies' team, which will be helping you out." She then hands me a form to fill out in order to join the team. I look at the girl to my left, then the one to my right, and decide, hey, how bad can this competition be? These girls are way better than the ones back at Elmer Fudd High. I'll see where this takes me. So as I'm filling out the form, I...
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