Handsome Hunk Contest

Welcome to the 33rd Annual
Handsome Hunk Contest

What am I doing here at a Handsome Hunk Contest? I was supposed to be shopping with Mom and Dad, getting new clothes to wear for my Senior year at Elmer Fudd High School. I wanted to get clothes that actually made me look really good. After all, I am the most popular man at Elmer Fudd. All those nice maturing girls crowd around me and no one else! Only because of my good looks and bulging muscles. Who needs a contest to prove that he is the most handsome man in the world? This is ridiculous.

When I emerge from the hallway, I find myself in an arena where I see several good-looking guys surrounded by various ladies. Why don't those girls surround me? At Elmer Fudd, the girls surrounds me the moment I am seen. I guess they haven't actually seen me yet. Maybe it is time for me to make sure I am noticed so that I can draw all those gorgeous ladies away from those losers. On second thoughts, maybe I should just show off. On third thoughts, I really should find my way back home and shop for clothes for Elmer Fudd.

What should I really do?

1. Head to the booth where I can enter the contest.
2. Just stand somewhere where I can be seen and show off!
3. Grab one of those lovely ladies and start a conversation.
4. Head back to the rest rooms and see if I can find my way back home.

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