President Brook's first baby step for world conquest

Within an hour, Betsy, Barbara and Bridget are in your office. You explain the bizarre meeting that you had and that you need to put in a plan to resist the upcoming invasion by the Varzaids. And that means that either conquering the entire Earth or getting all of your enemies to cooperate. You would rather explain the entire encounter with the head of all the other nations, but you are likely to be viewed as insane.

Betsy says "I think you are insane enough to describe this encounter with what's his name?"

"Flefrimon," you respond.

"And we need proof that you really had such an encounter," says Barbara.

"Do you mean to tell me that you don't trust me?" you say.

"Exactly. Such an encounter would have been recorded by my department and brought to my attention by now," says Bridget.

"Look, folks. Let's just pretend that I am insane and that I really had such an encounter. How would I go about achieving my goal of getting Earth ready to defend an alien invasion that is bent on killing or enslaving all of us?"

Barbara, Bridget and Betsy look at you and each other. "Well," says Bridget, "You could do one of the following:"

1. Enlist the head of the Czech Empire and use their mind control technology.
2. Talk to the president of Brazil and see if you can use Hitler's techniques.
3. Discuss this with the Mexican dark cabals and see if the enslaved demons can help.
4. Visit Russia and see what they learned about the alien battleship that crashlanded.
5. Make allies with the resourceful Chinese that live in Antartica.
6. Take your case directly to the American people.

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