I'm Sure You're Absolutely Shocked that KR Took This Option

"What?" says Exotica.

"Well, they've been doing a lot of this sort of thing in their recent episodes. I don't mind at all, but it's very noticeable."

"No!" You jump up and wave your hands. You won't let this Knight Random weirdo take credit for your work! "I don't even know who that is! I wrote this episode as part of my subtle, dastardly plan to break up Fred and Astra and--oh." Fred, Astra, and Exotica all look at you. Exotica unleashes a spell-bolt, Astra goes for your throat, and Fred draws his sword with a mighty snicker-snack! You teleport out of the story just in time, waiting for the moment when some newbie author will make you the protagonist again.

"So now what?" says Exotica, snacking on a Snickers.

1. Fred, Astra and Exotica explore the strange new world of the 21st century.
2. Fred, Astra and Exotica explore the possibility of a polyamorous relationship.
3. Fred, Astra and Exotica go in quest of the original protagonist of this story. (That's me.)
4. Fred, Astra and Exotica meet Xena, Warrior Princess. Exotica tries to pick her up.
5. You teleport to story limbo and start forming a league of forgotten Addventure villains to destroy the NEQ protagonists.
6. Meanwhile, Knight Random is hiding in the closet, hoping to escape their dissertation.

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