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I wander down the hallway for about twenty feet before I enter a large
room where a man is waiting to meet me. He is dressed in a t-shirt
with vertical black and white stripes, not unlike a referee at a football
game.
"Good morning, Shaun," says the man. "I am Timothy Thumb. Just call me Tim. Welcome to our new state-of-the-art sport complex. We hope to recruit you into one of our sport teams." "How did you know that my name is Shaun?" I ask. Geez, this man must know more about me than I would want anyone to know. "Your high school coach, Mr. Basket, informed me that you were planning to go to a college where you can play either football or basketball, and that you are waiting until the last minute this summer to choose a college. He said that you would make a very promising athlete. He also told me that your academic grades have been very poor." I think for a moment, wondering what to say. Tim interrupts my thoughts. "You don't need education, man. Just choose your sport from a list of sports, and we can train you to be the finest athlete in the world. We know that you like basketball and football, but there are other sports that you can join if you are interested." I would like to actually learn more about what is going on here, and how I actually got here. After all, I was looking for new gym clothes at the sport section of the giant supermarket. And it is true that my grades did leave plenty to be desired. How I hated classes! Well, I can...
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