The Top Secret Animal Transformation Project
The Black Void - Episode 22
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Wondering how do I get home, I choose this passage hoping that it would
allow me to discover my way home. That trip through the Black Void was
really disconcerting. Who needs to be in a familiar setting one minute
and in someplace strange the next, with no way to get back to the
familiar one? I really want to get back to the supermarket. After all,
I was buying hamburgers and corn for the 4th of July barbecue for
my family and friends.
A man waits for me at the end of the hallway. He is wearing a three piece business suit with a light blue shirt and a red tie. He says: "Come over here, we need to get started right away." "What do you mean: get started?" I ask. "We are involved in a project to cut back on the human population of the Planet Earth. There are over six billion people alive on Earth today and this figure is increasing rapidly. In order to cut back this number, we have embarked on a top secret project that will convert human beings into other animals. The animals will be released. You will be our proverbial guinea pig. After we transform you into a creature, you will be able to go back home. And we would like give you an option of being transformed into a dog or a cat." "Huh? Transforming me into a dog or a cat? I would rather be a human being, thank you. Now send me back home." "You will not be permitted to go back home as a human being, because you will be exposing our secret and we cannot allow that to happen. Now tell me, would you rather be a dog or a cat?" What should I say?
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Josh Bieber
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