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You remember an odd little news story you had seen on Fark.com before the
whole nasty trip. "Well, there was some weirdos in the town of Brisbane
Australia who had hooked up a whole bunch of illegal nonsense to the local
power grid. Blew out half the continent. It turns out they were trying to
shut down the entire of civilization so we wouldn't endanger kangaroos
anymore. Fark...seventeen kangaroos were run over in accidents when
traffic lights and other power sources went out. Stupid tree-huggers. Oh
yeah, fifty-eight people reported strange black circles in the sky, but I
thought it was just...yanno...power goes out and your eyes go wonky. But
considering what I fell into..." The alien seems encouraged. "Brisbane." it says, typing in info. "Australia. The internet age. Kangaroos." Some time passes. "Aha! Classified as a time-fluctuation! Come on, I have someone you should meet."
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