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You hold up your hand, trying to make one of the yellow vehicles stop.
One drives right past you, then another, and a third. Finally one of them
screeches up to the curb. The vehicle shudders and emits clouds of
noxious gases like some sort of monstrous yellow beetle. It is almost
hypnotic. The driver leans out and yells "Hey bub! Hurry up and get in,
where ya going to?" You act quickly, lunging into the vehicle and bouncing his head off the steering wheel, then pulling him outside. He curses and snarls, struggling, but your cheap Valumantium muscle grafting finally optimizes and you toss him through a store's plate glass window. Red stuff starts coming out of his face as he tries to stand up using his legs, pushing his head and torso across the glass-strewn floor. Shoppers are screaming, and as you lift him up to knuckle him in the eyeball he coughs "What the hell is wrong with you, you psychotic freak?" You blink in embarrassment. Are you again performing the local customs incorrectly? It seemed you were doing it just like the nice young men from earlier.
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